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22 Years Old | My preferred pronouns are Ze, Zir, they or them | AS in Criminology and Forensic's Tech | I on occasion post Gore, Body horror, Guro, and other things falling into this category. If you are squeamish or don't like seeing those things I do tag them TW: Gore, TW: Blood, TW: Body Horror, and so on. If you want me to tag better feel free to ask.

I'm Catoptrophobic which means I have a fear of mirrors. So if you ever reblog some I would really appreciate it if you tagged it as mirrors or mirror.

hipsterbrigadier:

genderqueer/agender couples could have so much fun with weddings. Non of that “I now pronounce you husband and wife stuff”

"I now pronounce you partners in crime"

"I now pronounce you the dynamic duo"

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

ask-pinkamena-diane-p:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

((Fuck, I’m on mobile))

If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down

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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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triplash:

his-blithe-handmaid:

i am cry this is beauty

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

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thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

source: mariealbertine
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SLUT-SHAMING IS BAD PLEASE STOP LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
Update: the person deleted my comment which I find kind of outrageous, this shit is serious and people need to stop ignoring it. There were comments mocking the subject and I just want people to fucking realize that this isn’t a laughing matter. They wouldn’t like it if a person judged them for eating a load of doughnuts, they’d all be like “this is my mouth which I shall be inserting the doughnut into, the doughnut has been given consent to go in my mouth, the doughnut will only harm my body. Get off my case turd-bucket”

SLUT-SHAMING IS BAD PLEASE STOP LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

Update: the person deleted my comment which I find kind of outrageous, this shit is serious and people need to stop ignoring it. There were comments mocking the subject and I just want people to fucking realize that this isn’t a laughing matter. They wouldn’t like it if a person judged them for eating a load of doughnuts, they’d all be like “this is my mouth which I shall be inserting the doughnut into, the doughnut has been given consent to go in my mouth, the doughnut will only harm my body. Get off my case turd-bucket”

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