CAT I LET YOU INTO MY ROOM CAUSE YOU WANTED TO CUDDLE STOP ATTACKING MY CORDS AND LEATHER JACKET THEY ARE NOT YOURS D< youlittleshit
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
Characters: Jason Brody, Buck Hughes, and Hector Word Count: 2,969 Warning: Torture ( Whipping? I guess it would be considered whipping? I dunno? Hand torture, and more amputation~ ) Summary: Buck and Jason play a game. Reviews of game; Jason says; “0/10 would not recommend.” Buck gives it a 100/10. And Hector just thinks it’s nice they’re all getting along for once. some...
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
grantjolras: old fans (◠‿◠✿) new fans (◠‿◠✿) fans who like a specific work (◠‿◠✿) fans who like everything (◠‿◠✿) fans who want to understand the fandom (◠‿◠✿) fans who bash new fans (⊙︿⊙✿)
growlithed: protip if someone is drawing or whatever dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended dont scribble across the page or the picture dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny” youre an asshole
gokudezi: gokudezi: Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt
an-egg: roleplaying a character for the first time
hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
fuckitfireeverything: IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A STUPID CHEESY SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVES.
amoying: amoying: what do musicians put on their toast? jam
edating: (◕︵◕) i wanna meet my internet friends (◕︵◕)
There are six sides to Tumblr
Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
Side four: porn.
Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
Side six: wtf is wrong with all you people
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
booktick said: JFC. This was so brutally real it hurt me physically. Vaas was right on IC I /heard/ his voice in it. It made me sad, happy and anxious. I love your writing. So. Fucking. Much. Bravo, congratulations on being really, really awesome. YOU’RE SO NICE TO ME I ASDFGHJKJHGFDSSDFGHJK
frillious: shadowgorawr: lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” #there is no limit
Dropping followers like flies
I watch too many Meth PSA’s PRE-ASYLUM AU Characters: Vaas Montenegro Words: 342 Warnings: Drug use [[MORE]] “I love my hermana…” He hit the door as hard as he could screaming that he was sorry, he could hear the door creak under his strength as it tried to hold him back. As it tried to stop him from getting any further, a temporary obstacle he’d be through in...
WHEN FRIENDS SHOW UP TO MY HOUSE UNNANOUNCED...
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are